ABSOLUTELY TERRIBLE!!!

What the heck is this website?  Absolutely Terrible?  Why am I not seeing horrible disgusting things?  

Sorry it's not that kind of website...

Here's the story about what Absolutely Terrible is all about and why it's in front of your eyes right now:

I always wanted to make a website.  Actually, I always wanted to do a lot of things.  That's my problem.  I'm a curious person and I like to learn but becoming good at any one thing has never come easy for me.  Actually, I'm pretty average at just about everything I do.  Average in a world that has evermore become obsessed with excellence.  Just spend 5 minutes on Youtube and you'll see all kinds of people doing all kinds of amazing things!  But almost no one with 1 Million views is doing anything ordinary...they're all awesome!  I mean really  awesome!!!  The problem is if you look at this stuff long enough you start to think you should be amazing at everything you do too.  I mean why do anything if you're going to suck at it FOREVER!!! before you get even a little bit good at it? Why play soccer unless you can do a billion wild tricks and kick a soccer ball  through a basket ball hoop backwards?  Why go snowboarding if you can't jump off of a cliff or do a bunch of flips? Or even do simple pullups unless you can do 100 (or 43) of them or at least make yourself look suspended in air while doing one? The answer is nobody can do those things!  I don't mean literally nobody!  Of course this guy can do it or this girl or these people!!!  but not me! I cant even make a decent website! I mean look at this thing it's terrible.  Look at it on day one.  I'm not good  at much of anything at all. Actually the only thing I'm really good at is being absolutely terrible at everything!  So this website is dedicated to all of you like me (or likely significantly better than me).  I'm here to embrace my average!  I'm here to truly suck! I'm here to be absolutely terrible at just about everything I do! and  I'm here to say I'm okay with just that! Because the first step to being truly excellent is being absolutely terrible at whatever it is your're doing first!

Why so terrible?